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About those « six millions »


AUTHOR:  Raja Chemayel, 28 May 2007

Translated by  Submitted by he author


My house was robbed
a thief came in and has stolen only my TV set.

  

I was insured and have had a house-theft-insurance-policy
whereas I will be refunded for all the stolen objects...

 

So when the insurance Representative came to visit me
I claimed  that my TV set was stolen
and my stereo equipments
and my Video recorder
and my video camera
and my CD player
and my antic paintings
and the silver cutlery
and the jewelry of my wife

The insurance man noted that long and exaggerated list.
The Police and the experts came and made an assessment
and the damages were fixed for SIX MILLIONS................

 

I got sympathy and compassion
and I was paid out
the amount of six millions..........
and that thief was  also caught and  jailed .

 

It went well for me and I got fully compensated
and I felt happy and safe......

 

But,
unfortunately a Revisionist came along
and started investigating and re-investigating
and asking too many questions
that shed many doubts on my claim from the insurance.

 

I cannot get rid of that Revisionist
so I created now some new-law forbidding revisionism
and I feel a bit safer now.

 

Imagine if and when that Revisionist
can or will prove that only my TV set was stolen
and not all the rest !!! which I falsely have claimed
and cashed in on them ........

 

Another way to stop that Revisionist ,
would be also to accuse him of being "anti-semite"

 

 

Anyhow ,
I do not want this matter to boil down to the time where
it will be proven that one of us has lied !!
and then I would be also punished as well as the thief was !! 

Moustafa Roosenbloom
making profit out of my stolen TV set
and victim of revisionism......


From:
raja chemayel
To: sixmillion@iso.il
URL of this article :
http://www.tlaxcala.es/pp.asp?reference=2830&lg=en
    



UNCLASSIFIABLE: 28/05/2007

 
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